Monday, April 7, 2014

Jazzing it up at Hill Central and checking literacy wingspans. @kwamealexander @writingproject #TheCrossover

Kwame Alexander's Acoustic Rooster,
illustrations by Tim Bowers
For the last two years, CWP-Fairfield has collaborated with teachers at Hill Central, K-8, to coordinate best practices for writing instruction while emphasizing the teachers teaching teachers model. This year, with a NWP 2013-2014 High Needs School Supporting Effective Educator Development grant, teachers have been looking at supporting a community around literacy, improving argumentative writing, designing cross-curriculur instruction, aligning school goals through vertical teaming, and promoting student work - including a poetry SLAM to be hosted later this week.

The rockstar that made this jazz possible has been author Kwame Alexander, whose books Acoustic Rooster and His Barnyard Band and The Crossover were used in classrooms and with teachers to initiate multiple conversations about finding a personal song (with thanks to Erik Komoroff of Community of Unity for his powerful contributions). Teachers have also been writing narratives and using Troy Hicks' Crafting Digital Writing to embark on the art of digital storytelling (professional development that they requested last year to Principal Glen Worthy - the captain at the helm of an incredible ship).

Today, Hill Central's literacy team welcomes Kwame Alexander as he brings to life the books students and teachers have been reading.
A shout-out is also due to Tim Bowers for his illustrations (students have been doing the same in art classes). Between the art, the historical references to the Harlem Renaissance, and the craft and brilliance of the author, Hill Central is totally in line to celebrate National Poetry and National Jazz Month.

My creative path did a 'crossover' with Kwame Alexander in Liverpool, New York, almost two years ago and I continue to be humbled and honored to have his friendship. His writing has helped me to carry forth excellence in supporting effective educator development.


Not only will the students and teachers be making jazz today, they will also be hooping it up in an afternoon in a basketball game between students and staff. It is a great day for Hill Central School, CWP-Fairfield, and New Haven, Connecticut, as we celebrate Kwame Alexander's tremendous contributions to young and adolescent writers/readers/thinkers/ and do-ers.

Congresswomen Rose DeLauro also deserves a round of applause for her tremendous support of the National Writing Project and her continued advocacy for youth in her district.

We gotta write. A'ight? 

And we also got to read. That is why Kwame Alexander is exactly what we need.

Here's to the National Writing Project for making this possible! And for the author, there are not enough words to thank you for being a part of this work!



Sunday, April 6, 2014

What's Your Literacy Wingspan? Huh, Mr. Worthy? #The Crossover @kwamealxander @writingproject

Tomorrow, Monday, beckons the literacy event for the young people of Hill Central in New Haven, Connecticut, when Kwame Alexander, author of Acoustic Rooster and His Barnyard Band and The Crossover travels to Connecticut for a day of presentation, empowerment, and meeting the author who has been central to yearlong professional development. The work was made possible through collaboration between Hill Central and CWP-Fairfield who successfully competed for a NWP 2013-2014 High Needs grant to provide interdisciplinary teamwork for literacy with the K-8 teachers at the school.

All students have learned from the Harlem Renaissance children's book (and promotion of creative jazz) and 7th and 8th graders have benefited from the breakout debut of the poetic storytelling in Alexander's new young adult novel.

Together, the literate community has begun to make connections between all subject areas in recognition of the benefits of supporting youth to be stronger readers, writers, and thinkers. The teachers, too, are in final phases of writing for digital production of their own narratives to promote the 'songs' they sing from their own classrooms - a community of unity.

It will be awesome to pick up my friend today and to introduce him to downtown New Haven all in preparation for Monday's literacy celebration (and yes, we agreed to participate in the basketball team's challenge to play the Hill Central staff. Kwame said, "Crandall, you know I always say yes." He may say yes, but those who know me best recognize I'm a better fan of the sport than player.

And after a night of Final Four gameplay, the real game for CWP-Fairfield takes place during the school day on Monday.
 A loss is inevitable
 like snow in winter.
True champions
 learn
to dance
 through
 the storm.
 The day will be 'dunkalicious' indeed. I can't wait! The Rooster and Frog are at it again. We just need our Diva to join us.

Saturday, April 5, 2014

I Write This With Pride For My Niece, Nikki Isgar - A Northstar, 2014. #ElephantShoe @NikkiIsgar

In 1988, my older sister performed her final show as a Northstar under the direction of Dave LeBlanc. With her graduation came two years of championships in the MidYork Winterguard Circuit (and countless weekends performing in front of audiences all across New York State). Cynde performed to George M. Cohen in her junior year and Barry Manilow in her senior year, and my parents were tremendous supporters of the field band and the color guard movement. As a frumpy, nerdy, and dorky geek, I fell in love with watching my sister's performances and the odd 'sport of the arts' that winter guard actually is.

26 years later and my niece, Nikki Isgar, was a lead rifle in the 2014 Scholastic Open Class Northstar team - this is her senior year. Nikki introduced me to (and performed with) the music of Cécile McLorin Salvant during her last year on the team and I admit, next to Why?, this has been my favorite show out of the Central New York circuit. Although the Northstars won the MidYork circuit, their finale came yesterday at the semifinals in Dayton, Ohio during the WGI Championships. When my mother called to report the news, I quickly felt a tremendous pang in my soul. Their season came to an end. Our little, pretentious and precocious 'Nickerdoodle' is only months from graduating high school and will no longer be on the team of blue and green. It's sad, indeed. She's the latest generation of adolescents to earn a diploma just south of Oneida Lake.Those hallways of CNS are special to me (and a distant memory). Now, they are the hallways that my niece and her classmates have the right to own. A year from now, they too will have moved on and high school will be an experience of their past.

I remember vividly watching Cynde (Nikki's mother) perform for the last time at her state championship. I was a sophomore in high school and looked to the seniors on her team as goddesses (they seemed so much older). Knowing they were walking off the floor together for the last time, after so many years, brought all of us to tears (and hell, we in the audience didn't even perform). This is why I've been thinking about Nikki and her fellow seniors, knowing that today must be hard day - so many hours, so much frustration, so many practices, so many memories, so much drama, so much success, so much improvement, so much disappointment, and so much dedication all came to a close rather quickly....just like that.

I hope Nikki and her fellow seniors enjoy every second of today in Dayton while watching the World Class guards (I want them soak it all in for the energy and enthusiasm it provides). I hope, too, they embrace this moment as seniors, and leaders, who have had unforgettable shows, pride when they nailed it, and pleasure from entertaining the judges and audiences for many years. Their passion for the sport (and/or the art that it is) has been irreplaceable. 

You are loved Nikki Isgar. As your whacky and creative Uncle, I dedicate today's post to you and your teammates. For three years in Syracuse I was fortunate to be a "floor uncle," and a part of the legacy that is the CNS Northstars Winterguard movement. I suppose one of the saddest parts of leaving Syracuse has been not being able to see you perform each and every week as your team evolved and grew more confident this year. That is why I was so glad I made it to the NYS championships in Clifton Park last week to see you keeping the legacy alive and why I will never be able to have Starbucks coffee again without thinking of you, those pearls, and those purple shirts.

Do know you are loved and that you all have grown tremendously. Remember, those performers you looked up to when they were seniors (I am thinking the Why? year) are now the performers that you and your senior classmates have become. You are role models for the next generation. The younger girls want to be just like you.

Congratulations for all you've committed. I am proud of you and I know if I was in Dayton, I would have pulled a Papi Butch. I'd have tears in my eyes for you right now. That is the power of what you mean to your family.

Carpe Diem.


Friday, April 4, 2014

Contemplating the Premise: Providing the Best Education To Urban Youth

I'm just thinking here:

In 1994, with a degree in English Literature, I chose to attend the University of Louisville to earn a Masters in Teaching and to learn as much as I could about urban education. From 1994 to 2007, I worked in urban schools as a graduate student, a naturalist, and an English teacher. I continued my studies for a second masters from the Kentucky Institute of Education and Sustainable Development and earned additional credits through Bread Loaf School of English, University of Cambridge, and the Fulbright Memorial Program in Tokyo. In the classroom, I attended countless hours of professional development, attended local, state, and national conferences, and received Critical Friends Coach training from the Coalition of Essential Schools. Why the education? Because I always believed in the excellence for urban youth and the best practices for instruction to help students achieve great things. This, of course, brought me to a doctorate at Syracuse University and my continued advocacy for young writers, literacy, and professional development through the National Writing Project in urban schools of Connecticut.

This is why I am perplexed by the premise that alternative schools - charter schools - and national programs for teaching such as Teach for America, currently trump years of research, professionalism, and expertise initiated by scholars and practitioners that should be authorities for providing education to young people. If education pays - a motto adopted by many of our states - then why are educational experts and professionals ignored?

I'm still just thinking:

I have visited multiple public schools in my career and I've seen the great, the good, the bad, and the ugly. In more affluent districts I am awed by the resources and professional development provided to teachers. In poorer districts, I've become more and more shocked by the increasing demands placed on teachers, the lack of resources, and the expectation to solve all of society's ills. Lately, I've begun to hear more and more blame placed on the work they do and witnessed top-down management implementing robotic curriculum designed for tests that does not work. My analogy has been: cut off the arms of urban school teachers, paralyze their legs, and tape their mouths shut while demanding they run a marathon in record time carrying the complex needs of students on their backs. The majority of teachers, 90%+, are committed, devoted, passionate, and energized to do their best in circumstances that I find appalling. They are amazing individuals and I am inspired by them every day. Yet, they are trampled by current reform and the test-anxious paradigm that has become rampant in our nation's schools.

This is why I question the premise of charter schools as a solution. I've been thinking about them from the perspectives of young people, parents, taxpayers, and teachers. There's no doubt that many of America's educational flaws arrive from the monster that is poverty. I now wonder if sucking the limited resources of urban districts (and states for that matter) to privilege the few is the best answer. It seems to me they add fuel to the fire to destroy young people in our nation's urban centers.

This is another thought:

Over the weekend, my teaching mentor visited from Louisville, Kentucky, and we spent many hours hiking and participating in walk-n-talks. She has over 40+ years of experience and I value every ounce of her wisdom. We discussed Jefferson County Public Schools - one of the largest urban districts in the nation - and how they have avoided the onslaught of 'reform' movements pushing into the poorest neighborhoods. We hypothesized that because the district unified many zip codes and implemented a busing system (albeit controversial), because the central offices discovered a way to spread the wealth (so to speak) equitably between multiple schools, and because the district was aligned with universities, the State Department of Education, and with supportive, district-wide professional development, there has been no need for out-of-state reform movements (or at least resistance to their economical powerful presence). Granted, JCPS has the highest and lowest performing schools in the State, just like Fairfield County in Connecticut, yet their resources are more equitably distributed. This, it can be speculated, results in more shared resources and a greater organization of goals, materials, and support throughout most schools. The conversation reminded me of Gerald Grant's Hope and Despair in the American City and his comparison of Syracuse, New York, and Raleigh, North Carolina. He, too, referenced JCPS as a model that works because families in more affluent areas grew more comfortable of diversifying student populations in their schools. This results in a strong district core that has resources, countering the exploitation of charter movements. Poorer districts, without the finances, have a difficult time fighting the charter movement. Charters are backed with finances strong enough to launch political careers and to afford impressive television advertisements. In other words, they have funding streams that are greatly needed in the most impoverished districts of the country. They spend money on their cause, rather than the needs of children.

This is why I am thinking:

On Wednesday, Governor Malloy and Commissioner of Education Pryor celebrated the Board of Education's approval of additional charter schools in New Haven, Hartford, Stamford, and Bridgeport - districts known for enrolling students from the state's poorest neighborhoods (this, of course, is in proximity of the nation's wealthiest zip codes). I should point out that zip code apartheid is prevalent north of the Long Island Sound. Connecticut is both the land of haves and have nots - the epitome of the growing economic gap in this nation. What interests me, however, is that the Charter movement seems to be backed by the haves (and these are Democrat party haves. When I first began wondering what was going on, I assumed Charters were the moves of the tea-party and/or far right). I am curious about support for them, especially when Connecticut has colleges and universities who train teachers and have the expertise to provide professional development in support of sustainable reform (yet they, are virtually ignored, as well). I'm impressed that national newspapers and social media (e.g. Twitter, Facebook) have gone hog-wild reporting this phenomenon and I'm hopeful their reporting will continue (We need investigative reporting to unravel what this is really about).

Which brings me to:

I am thinking this morning about young people attending schools in Connecticut and their parents/ guardians. When I ran last night, I brainstormed questions I would ask of any school that houses learners:
  • What are the credentials of the faculty in the building? What is their expertise? Do they have graduate degrees and work experience? How many teachers in the building have only had five weeks of training? How are highly qualified educators defined?
  • What professional development is provided to the faculty for raising the bar for all students? What professional organizations do faculty members belong to? Does the school have a good relationship with local colleges and universities? Do teachers follow the standards created by national organizations such as the National Council of Teachers of Mathematics, the National Council for Social Studies, the National Council of Teachers of English, the International Reading Association, or the National Writing Project? In other words, who do the teachers rely on for staying professional in their careers? How well does the school and/or district support  involvement in such organizations? Or does the school virtually ignore expertise? 
  • What is the school's curriculum? Are teachers mandated to use a set curriculum that is strictly designed for tests? How robust are extra-curricular activities? How important are the arts? 
  • How much input does the school expect from parents? Do they have a council for parental and/or student representation to help decide policies for the school? Do teachers have a say about school policies? What does the school do with those who have countering beliefs?
  • How does the school define college and career readiness? Is the emphasis on the ability to take examinations as determined by the Common Core State Standards? Is education defined by the real-world expectations of college and careers beyond the standards? (I ask this, because I consider myself highly educated and I know I got to where I am DESPITE the New York State Regents exams I took as a student. I learned from that experience that there are few correlations with how I scored on tests and my success as an adult. I was good at them because I played the game, but they stood in the way of my learning. In college, I learned that the tests restricted my academic growth rather than enhanced it).
  • Finally, how diverse is the school? What is the school's philosophy for understanding difference? How do the adults in the building work to educate the whole child? Every child? How nurturing are they to the souls of kids?
No school is perfect.

That is why I advocate for options so that young people in a heterogeneous society are not forced into homogeneous instruction alone. Families (and teachers) deserve options. I also believe that competition is a good thing. I wonder, though, if some schools are preparing only SOME of the students to be competitive. One of my criticisms with reform movements of late has been the lack of diverse perspectives in the reform's creation (that's been well documented and I needn't repeat it here). Individuals with strong academic records who attended highly ranked universities and are afforded well-paid salaries might not be the most informed individuals about how to teach young people unlike them. In my more cynical moods, I think about Chinua Achebe's Things Fall Apart, Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness, and Alan Paton's Cry The Beloved Country. I also think about the refugee populations I've worked with and how Western, educated and privileged society created massive rifts in Africa from late 19th century and early 20th century military might and well-intended missionaries. This resulted in the civil wars and genocides of the late 1990s and early 21st century. Behind this history is the misguided notion that a 'conquerer' is more 'civilized' (read educated) than the natives he or she conquers. I can't help but think that public school, urban teachers and students are being positioned by the reform movement as baboons in today's political arena. That is why I have another question:
  • How diverse is the faculty at the school? Whose agenda is promoted? Is this agenda good or bad for the kids in the school? What happens to the child (or family)(or teacher) who has a varying viewpoint? 
I would also ask:
  • What would I want for my child 15 years from now? What would I want for my neighbor's child? What would I want for the child who lives in the harshest circumstance of the United States? 
I might also add:
  • Is this a school that is fair to all children? One to be promoted in every zip code of the United States? One that represents the democracy that has made this nation what it is? How exclusive does the school intend to be and why?
And finally, I'd ask of myself:
  • How committed am I to speak out when I see social injustice occurring right before my eyes?

My last thought:

Perhaps the last question is why I've written this post. We need to get more creative in how we are thinking about our public schools. I do not think Charters are the answer, unless they are pulled in as magnets and held to the same standards, financial structure, and democracy originally intended for public schools in the United States. Rather than taking away from urban districts, Charter movements should be resources that ADD to urban districts. Sadly, this is rarely the case.

We need to do better. This is the civil rights movement of our time.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Learning to Trust in Hope with Daniel Trust @writingproject @danieltrust @cwpfairfield @fairfieldu

In 2012-2013, CWP-Fairfield received a NWP High Needs grant to support effective educator development (SEED) at Bassick High School. In this time, Alisha Smith of Bridgeport-Yale Gear Up, introduced me to Kathy Silver, an art teacher at the school who quickly began collaborating with me on making professional development matter for the teachers in the building. At this time, she discussed that I needed to meet a student of hers who created the Daniel Trust Foundation.

I met him after Kathy and I ran a 5K in support of refugees in New Haven. Although Daniel Trust didn't relocate through refugee services, he survived the Rwandan genocide and has begun to travel the country to share his story as a survivor and advocate for LGBT youth. Over the weekend, Daniel and his mentor, Kathy, had dinner with me and my mentor, Sue McV, from Louisville, Kentucky. Sue taught me that there is no learning outside of a relationship and the friendship existing between Kathy Silver and Daniel Trust is proof that a committed educator makes the greatest difference in the lives of their students.

I was asked to introduce Daniel Trust last night on Fairfield University's campus. The following is what I had to say.
Good Evening. My name is Bryan Ripley Crandall and I’m the Director of the Connecticut Writing Project at Fairfield University and a faculty member in the Graduate School of Education and Allied Professions and the College of Arts and Sciences. I want to welcome you this evening in recognition of Genocide Awareness Month and to share my appreciation for tonight’s guest, Daniel Trust. Tonight’s presentation is called: Learning to Trust in Hope: From Rwandan Genocide to Community Activism – survival, education, and how to change the world one child at a time.          
It is sometimes difficult to imagine that the luxuries we are provided on a college campus are not ubiquitous in all parts of the world. In fact, the reality we know at Fairfield University is a small percentage of how the world is understood by others. In the U.S., alone, it is predicted that only 70% of all students will graduate high school. Of these graduates, approximately 36% will go into higher education. Although low, these numbers are enormous when compared to a global truth that only 1%, yes 1%, of the globe has a college degree. Those of us afforded a chance to study, I believe, have a tremendous responsibility to educate ourselves - to better people - for others. This mission is what drew me to a Jesuit University.        
I became aware of global inequities when the demographics of my classroom in Louisville, Kentucky began to change. In one summer, my school went from 50% White and 50% Black, to 33% ELL, 33%White and 33%Black – Steven Vertovec of Great Britain calls this demographic change in Western Society the phenomenon of super diversity - a reality I truly love. While doing doctoral work in Syracuse, I began to study the relocation of young people from Africa, Asia, South America, and the Middle East who were placed in mainstream classrooms. As I began to ask questions about changing demographics in urban schools, my life became a mission for finding answers. I've been on the road to find out ever since and, as my students will tell you, I usually have more questions than I have solutions (every truth claimed by any one individual spawns a field of inquiries yet to be discovered).          
Dr. Yohuru Williams, a phenomenal historian at Fairfield University, would be pleased by one of the answers I discovered in my research. I discovered that ‘history matters.’ I am an English professor who promotes literacy, and reading/writing/thinking, and creating have been my passions. Yet, through working with relocated youth, I soon learned that history is at the heart of it all. Who we are in this room today – each of us with our individuality, life stories, and accomplishments – is a direct result of the complicated histories of yesteryear. These histories have all resulted, for better or for worse, from colonialism and imperialism. Some argue it is a behavior that continues today, especially with our work in urban schools. The minds of youth continue to get colonized through corporate reform and discriminatory practices that are mandated by our governments and politicians with poor excuses for culturally irrelevant curriculum.  I learned this truth through interviewing eight African young men who were relocated from refugee camps to the U.S.. What we know here is definitely not the reality of the world. In pop cultural terms, we are the capital of Panem and most of the globe exists as our districts. Our privileges are on the backs of oppression.
This is why I am glad to have Daniel Trust with us at Fairfield University this evening to share his story. I am extremely thankful to Kathy Silver for introducing me to him less than a month ago and for Julie Mughal’s quick-action that united so many parties to bring his story to us today. I want to share a special appreciation for The Center for Faith and Public Life, JUHAN, International Studies, Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies, Student Diversity Programs, Carol and Dorothy Bennett Center for Judaic Studies, Catholic Studies, and the friends of Connecticut Writing Project at Fairfield University who made this event possible.          
Today, I received Google alerts of criminal acts that are occurring right now in Central Africa Republic, Syria, and Sudan. More locally, however, I met a young man just this morning at Bassick High School who relocated from a refugee camp in Benin. His first day of school was yesterday. My point in telling you all this is that Daniel’s story is our story and we have a responsibility to educate ourselves as much as possible about global realities and histories. The inequities that exist today are directly correlated to traditions that have not been kind to all people.  With our luxuries comes the need for us to be smarter, kinder, and more willing to do what is right for those in this world who have not been born into such privileges. 
It is my pleasure to introduce Daniel Trust and his quest for human rights to you this evening. He advocates for all youth, reminds us of the Rwandan genocide, and calls us to action, both locally and globally, to make a difference one child at a time. Please welcome him to Fairfield University.
Daniel Trust spoke of many things after my introduction, but what has lasted in my mind is the power he had over his audience to demonstrate that we are a storied creature who learns best from listening to the experiences of others. I feel as though I am a better man for hearing him speak and I am extremely thankful in the power Ubuntu.

I can be me because of who we are together.

I am also extremely thankful to the Daniel Trust foundation for supporting teachers and young people who are working in their communities to make a difference. This is what the National Writing Project believes in and what I've loved best about working at Fairfield University and with Bridgeport City Schools.

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Celebrating Kathy Silver and her investment into Bridgeport youth! @writingproject @cwpfairfield

Silver is the New Gold (part II)

There are many reasons for CWP and Fairfield University to celebrate today, but I will begin with tonight's dinner to applaud Kathy Silver (part I can be read here). Two events will culminate this evening, but this morning I want to write about the teacher.

When I first began participating with students and teachers in Bridgeport, I started to follow the flow of individuals in every school to locate the rooms where they traveled to fuel their souls. I picked up on this trick from watching golden koi who will travel to the greatest food source. I've found that teachers and students in every building flock to the greatest heart-source and this is how I met Kathy Silver. Alisha Smith, Bridgeport-Yale Gear-Up and extraordinary woman, brought me to Ms. Silver's room when I first applied for a NWP 2012-2013 SEED High Needs grant. From that point on, I realizes that most anyone who needed a karmic break and burst of optimism during the school traveled to her art room.

In the year I've known Kathy Silver, I've witnessed how she creates a climate in support of all learners. She harvests creative instincts and encourages personal expression. Whenever anyone thinks in her presence, she maneuvers them into action. Recently, when I was thinking out loud in her room, she immediately went for her camera.  The What's your Literacy Wingspan? campaign, in fact, was born when an idea fluttering in my head was quickly brought to life by her talents.

Kathy has initiated multiple award-winning projects out of her art room at Bassick High School and, most recently, she's been building on an idea that was inspired by Sonya Huber at the back-to-school kick off made possible by NWP 2012-2013 High Needs SEED funding. She has her students artistically making creative claims about their communities. They are recreating positivity out of the negative ways their school is often viewed in the press. She is turning the work into a publication and an art-gallery exhibition.

Tonight, before Daniel Trust talks on his experience as a Rwandan genocide survivor, CWP-Fairfield and multiple partners (JUHAN, International Studies, Women, Gender and Sexuality Studies, Student Diversity Programs, Carol and Dorothy Bennett Center for Judaic Studies, and Catholic Studies) are hosting a dinner to celebrate the teacher that inspired Daniel Trust to take action in his own life. This is Kathy Silver. In fact, the annual teaching award given by this community activist is named after her and given to stellar educators in Connecticut who push for social justice and who support the excellence of all youth.

Silver's promotion of What's Your Literacy Wingspan? - a project being carried out at Hill Central in New Haven through the NWP 2013-2014 High Needs grant - is an example of her dedication. It is also a beautiful way to unite two schools who have benefited from NWPs support.

And this is why I'm officially declaring today Kathy Silver day, as she is the catalyst for introducing Fairfield University to Daniel Trust. Tomorrow, I will dedicate my blog to Daniel Trust, himself.

In the meantime, I have to admit: I love surrounding myself with awesome people.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Cough Cough Cough (((((hiccup))))) Cough Cough Cough Yum

Day four with my Louisville mentor, Sue McV, and now...almost 20 years later...she introduces me to America Honey: a honey induced whisky brewed in Kentucky. What?

Actually, the two of us have been coughing for the last 72 hours and she said, "We need the Honey." Truth be told, I had her taste my dad's invention, which reminded her of this drink, and so we treated ourselves tonight after hiking for two hours, eating Vietnamese food, and settling in for the evening.

How have I not known this cough suppressant?

I will never understand how it is that a 42 year old man can be so ignorant of the nectar available in this world. I am now changed forever and I recommend that you, too, discover the panacea of Bluegrass magic.

When one is sick for over a week, it's important to get creative with remedies.