But then last night's text messaging began and I had to laugh.
Bryan (green), Pam (Orange)
Macaroni and Cheese...
Going for run, then eating broccoli.
Ugh. Gas gas gas
The magnum bar commercial just came on
I want on. Maybe two
I stared at them at the groceries like I was in an orphanage and I wanted them to be my parents.
42.5 years old and I've yet to master the ratio of food to exercise to be as fit as I want. The love handles are with me for life, I guess. The people who guided me to try this diet swore by it and said, "The weight will pour right off you."
Um, no. Nothing.
I do, however, feel better, except when I get rancid lettuce like I did tonight. My stomach is a mess from it. I couldn't even eat carrot sticks.